Who Cares? …about Ross & Patrick

Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.

22:08:35 2022-04-28
Hello and welcome to Topic Town, population two!! On this, our one hundred and twelfth episode- we decide to discuss a specific topic and this first one is spicy. We both tell the stories of how we lost our virginity. So saddle up and get on the T train, ...
22:01:42 2022-04-05
When your kid gets a gnarly case of Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease, there's only one way to get a little comfort: Pretend like it was more painful for you- The Parent. Listen in as we recap what it was like to go to a real life medieval emergency room righ...
21:00:00 2022-03-16
Who cares about anything when world war three is on and poppin?? Who cares about anything when you just had an afternoon romp? Who cares about anything when your toddler is a terrrorist?? Who cares about anything when this could be THE LAST EPISODE OF WHO...
21:00:00 2021-10-29
In a very spooky episode of who cares, Ross and Patrick over share about their own bodies, smooshing their bodies together (very sexy), trying to clean Fran’s undercarriage after epic dumps, and so much more! Ross is high on Benadryl after a cortisone s...
22:06:33 2021-09-23
This week Ross and Patrick take you on a tour of their current state which is chaotic, sleep deprived, and impassioned. They’re all over the the place- from Bachelor in Paradise to calling a local city council member about the trash crisis in Bushwick. ...
51:17 2021-09-16
Hello viewers! Have you missed Ross and Patrick? Well they’ve missed you. In this episode, they discuss the albatross around all of our necks, CAPITALISM. Hooray! Did you know we’ve all been brainwashed since childhood to think that we need to be prod...
48:53 2021-07-19
We recorded another hot one in the office space. We went as long as we could before our tits melted off. Listen in as we kvetch about traveling with the child, Patrick's upcoming vasectomy, and "Aunt Book." Send along any terrible memes you want us to tea...
39:15 2021-06-22
Ross and Patrick care about the well being of the neighborhood and the world so please listen to this important episode as they embark on a new entrepreneurial endeavor that will create global healing
58:02 2021-06-08
On today’s episode, Ross and Patrick discuss vasectomies, doctors who reinforce traumatic patriarchal values, and then seamlessly segue into life’s minutia. Serving you classic Who Cares nonsense. Did I mention they’re tired all the time? Rate, revi...
54:05 2021-06-01
On today’s show, Ross and Patrick delve into life as parents and how different they feel about their own individual bodies- You know... Sexually. Pretty cool, right? Their lives have significantly changed and so have their libidos. Is it going to be a s...
21:00:00 2021-04-14
We hired a sitter to get this one done so dear god please listen. Thanks for keeping us in your subscription queue!! We plan to be back weekly from now on. But we'll let you know next week.
53:31 2021-02-08
Our 101st episode!! We talk all about the junk we've geared up with to keep a baby alive for nearly 8 months. We complain about internet marketing and the parental industrial complex but we also come through with a big recommendation: If you have a new ch...
21:00:00 2021-01-29
Can you believe it?!?! They made it to episode 100! It only took 3 years, recording inconsistently, and some major life upheavals but they did it. Ross and Patrick take a walk down memory lane but not without discussing politics and The Bachelor. It would...
21:00:00 2021-01-20
We recorded this episode on the morning of January 20, 2021 in the hours before Joe Biden was inaugurated. Patrick is thinking about joining a far right extremist group and he tells Ross all about the cool options out there
21:00:00 2020-12-26
Content content content!!! The Bachelorette, Dolly Parton, and MURDER. Here's what we're watching this holiday season. Well, throughout 2020 I guess.
21:00:00 2020-12-03
Ross and Patrick have been completely preoccupied by new parenthood and haven’t found a moment to record... until now! They missed you so. Hopefully you don’t mind that “who cares” has become less sexy, and more sleep deprived and child obsessed. ...
21:00:00 2020-10-21
Uncle Dave AKA Uncle Bubz is back and is here to charm your baby. What is not to love about this man??
21:00:00 2020-10-07
21:00:00 2020-09-17
The Holbertineaus check in about Patrick's adventures in child rearing by himself
21:00:00 2020-09-08
Patrick and Ross get together to talk through childhood anxieties and the current cricks in their necks
21:00:00 2020-08-28
They’re at it again! Talking babies, family gatherings in the time of covid, and anniversaries. What kind of anniversaries? You’ll have to listen to find out. They unpack the minutia of daily life with a baby and a dog, while wondering will they be sl...
21:00:00 2020-08-17
Just a couple of new parents trying to think and speak clearly through the fog of sleep deprivation! Come along for a catch up episode as we discuss what it's like being back on our own in Brooklyn. No shade, but if you got to raise your kid in a non-pand...
21:00:00 2020-08-01
Hello Everyone! Sorry for the delay. But we're back with an audio odyssey catching up on where we've been and what's going on. Our daughter was born on June 15th! Pretty crazy to be bringing a life into this world at this particular moment. We are doing t...
21:00:00 2020-06-01
21:00:00 2020-05-25
Thanks for listening!! We hope you're all doing well during these nutty times. We're hanging in there by listening to En Vogue and Janet Jackson.
21:00:00 2020-05-18
Hello gang, we missed you! But we are back to check in. Ross is very pregnant. On this episode, for the entire 54 minutes, we discuss various perineal massage techniques that Patrick is reading about in the Penny Simkin classic, The Birth Partner. Follow...
21:00:00 2020-04-13
We finally jump on the mics to check in with ya'll!! So sorry for the delay but the world has been postponed and also Ross was busy keeping this family afloat while Patrick wasn't feeling well. On this episode we talk about all the trash content we've bee...
21:00:00 2020-03-27
If you missed our instagram Live episode from Thursday, March 26th, here's the audio from it! We hope you're all doing great. Enjoy!
21:00:00 2020-03-16
Well shit is really really fucking weird right now, huh? No one knows anything about what the next several months will be like, but that doesn’t mean Ross and Patrick can’t answer some questions for you. They’ve got solicited advice for the folks wh...
21:00:00 2020-03-09
This is a very special episode! Ross and Patrick check in for a few minutes to start the show and then we go to a hotel in the middle of Pennsylvania to listen in as Patrick tries to learn how to be a dad from his comedy pal Glen Tickle. Glen has two daug...
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