Therapy Gecko

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 9pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever

22:08:52 2022-07-03
A caller confides to me that he puts a great deal of effort into scripting his conversations beforehand in order to avoid "failed social interactions.” We get into why he’s always felt this pressure, how he discovered he had autism during a trip on mu...
22:01:06 2022-06-29
A caller tells me he accidentally threw away his sister’s roommate’s dad’s ashes and is receiving angry messages from the family. He talks with me on the phone as a way to procrastinate on dealing with the situation and facing up to them.Then a call...
22:03:05 2022-06-26
A small town couple calls in to talk about their unhinged father-in-law who has made several wacky accusations toward them throughout the years. Their father has gone as far to involve the police in these matters without much evidence. The couple and I ge...
21:58:50 2022-06-22
We hear from a caller that after numerous red flags has reason to believe her ex-boyfriend is a cannibal. She tells us in detail about the uncomfortable events that lead to this theory.Then we talk to a caller who’s ex-girlfriend is maintaining a friend...
22:13:51 2022-06-19
A caller struggles with being seen only as “The Guy Who Wears Hawaiian Shirts”, we discuss the various ways he might be able to expand upon his identity. Afterward a confides that she may be using her current partner as a "rebound." Then a caller and...
21:57:31 2022-06-15
A caller tells me his sister went dark on the social media after moving to the LA a few years ago and he is worried about her well being. He has been building a file on her and is debating hiring an investigator to find her. We dive into his conflicting f...
22:05:50 2022-06-12
A caller tells me about a neighbor who is causing him a good deal of stress. We get into the complexities of acting with kindness even toward someone you dislike. Afterwards we hear from a man who is trying to escape his mundane day job at Carvanna and b...
22:18:33 2022-06-08
A caller discusses his gambling addiction that started in high school and how its affected him over the course of his life. Then we hear from a caller who’s living in a tent in the woods after being kicked out of his parent’s house, and how he’s ada...
22:16:07 2022-06-05
We hear first from a caller whose girlfriend has been sadistically shoving various items up his ass including candy, crackers, and cactuses. Then a caller tells us about the secret his father kept from his family for their entire life before revealing it ...
22:19:00 2022-06-01
A caller tells me she just started a new job as a private investigator for hire, which is basically legally paying someone to stalk a person for you. The caller tells me about the stakeouts she’s been on, how she got the job, her disguises, the various ...
22:11:03 2022-05-29
I talk for about 10 minutes with a guy who's hiding in a utility closet. He tells me he hides in there often, and what he is hiding from. Afterwards a caller talks to me about what it was like being raised in a polygamous household that resulted in him h...
22:03:49 2022-05-25
A caller tells me how he married his platonic male best friend in order to receive better benefits from his job and how the marriage has been going so far. Next a man and I unpack his childhood relationship with his father and discuss whether or not he s...
22:21:12 2022-05-22
WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING NEW: I threw my phone out the window this episode and ventured out into the real world to talk to people as a gecko face to face on  The Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Conversations include: a college student tells me how her father came...
22:14:45 2022-05-18
A caller and I get deep into it about how much of a person's identity should be tied to external things after she tells me about an injury that ended her soccer career. Then I hear from an office employee who's stressed over his coworkers finding the cha...
22:09:24 2022-05-15
I talk to a caller who's convinced they've been cursed by their employer after experiencing a string of unusual happenings. We chat about how they intend to fend off these supernatural forces after studying the occult. Later I introduce 2 random callers ...
22:44:59 2022-05-11
Calls start around 11:13I am joined in this episode by journalist Andrew Callaghan of All Gas No Breaks/Channel 5. Andrew is known for his documentarian work of America's underbelly, including QAnon meetings, Flat Earth conventions, and most recently his ...
22:51:01 2022-05-08
I recorded this episode in live in front of 200 people at the Lodge Room in Los Angeles. For the first half of the show I talk to callers, then at around 1:04:52 I talk to people from the crowd. It was a raucous evening of lots of people talking and sayin...
22:06:40 2022-05-04
A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller. Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handli...
22:19:19 2022-05-01
I am joined on this episode by musician Benny Blanco to talk to people on the phone. Benny is known for his work with artists like Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Kanye West, and others. He is also a nice guy.We talk to a guy about a death threat he received f...
21:59:38 2022-04-27
A couple calls in to talk about their sex life. The guy says he's no longer interested in having sex, so he wants his girlfriend to fill her needs elsewhere. She's unsure about it. We talk it through. We also hear from a woman who pooped her one piece in ...
22:03:25 2022-04-24
A caller discloses how his hentai addiction is affecting his life on multiple fronts. I also hear from a caller who stalks their ex using a fake Instagram, a guy who is suspicious his buddy broke his bong on vacation, and a lady who questions her father...
21:52:56 2022-04-20
A retired drug dealer calls in and we weigh the pros and cons of returning to the game after their partner suggests doing so.  Then talk to a caller who is trying to turn their Gatorade addiction into an art piece, a man who disassociated for multiple mo...
23:19:04 2022-04-17
I am joined this episode by musician and entertainer Marc Rebillet. He is known for his signature style of bridging electronic music and comedy. He is also a good guy.We talk to a university student who's developed a strange relationship with her professo...
22:02:26 2022-04-13
We talk to a caller who is struggling to connect with his incarcerated brother, a man who had a testicular emergency,  and a son who's conflicted about his mom starting an OnlyFans. Later we talk to a person who is ashamed to love The Minions and a daugh...
23:09:21 2022-04-10
I'm joined on this episode by rapper and producer Erick The Architect. Erick is known for being a member of the hip hop group Flatbush Zombies and for his various solo projects. He is also a good guy. Erick and I talk to people on the phone about being p...
21:55:51 2022-04-06
A caller expresses concern over her partner's love for video games and how it's affecting their relationship. After that a woman tells me about how she recently formed a relationship with her father, who she previously thought was dead.Then a guy and I ch...
22:42:12 2022-04-03
I chat with a lady about her business in which she sits on cakes for other people's sexual pleasure. We discuss the content creation process, the market, and what's next for her career.Then I talk to a caller who got engaged at 19 and is beefing with her ...
22:53:03 2022-03-30
My guest for this episode is a producer named Kenny Beats. He's known for his work with artists like Freddie Gibbs, Vince Staples, Ed Sheeran, Denzel Curry, and more.Kenny and I talk to people on the phone about dating with little experience, sleep paraly...
22:03:29 2022-03-27
A guy reads me a promiscuous text message that he received from his aunt, who he believes is a bad person. His wife also hops on the line and gives her opinion on it.Then I hear from a caller who is plagued by daily nightmares, discover a new way to use t...
22:10:09 2022-03-23
A guy calls in to tell me about a near-death experience that completely reshaped how he views life. Then a former dominatrix describes the logistical nightmares of being in a 9 person orgy. Then we hear from a caller who’s been collecting his roommate...
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