The Galloping Abs Society

We are the Galloping Abs Society: a group dedicated to discussing the weirdest, most mindbogglingly bizarre romance novels the world has to offer. The only rule: the books must be free on Amazon.

01:01:01 2021-12-24
It's a Galloping Abs Society Holiday Special! We celebrate this magical time of the year with "Sleigh Bells Ring," by Jodie Griffin. Santa as a leather-clad dom in a BDSM scene with multiple reindeer shifters? We couldn't get more festive if we tried. Joi...
01:01:17 2021-09-10
Following hot on the heels of our in-person, all together, (FOR THE FIRST TIME!) Palate Cleanser, we surround a table and a microphone to speak sweet, sweet words of fairy porn into your earholes. That's right, we're talking about "That Time I Banged A Fa...
00:21:58 2021-08-18
For the first time in recorded history, the Galloping Abs Society members were in the same room! In celebration of this moment nineteen months in the making, we all participated in the greatest creative adventure possible: Madlibs. Listen in as we come up...
00:48:31 2021-08-03
Are you ready to gallop off into the sunset? Join us on our quest as we discuss "Unicornia" by Grace Risata. It's a veritable unicorn-ucopia of adventure, thrills, chills, and--surprisingly--genuine hilarity. If you thought that was the worst unicorn pun ...
01:08:02 2021-07-09
Did you think we were done with shifter books? Surprise! We talk about what might be our shiftiest one yet-- "Mounted By A Monster: Were-Puffer," by Mina Shay. Join us on a puffed-up journey filled with vapid characters, sudden plot bombs, disturbing anat...
00:18:21 2021-06-02
We've found ourselves in a tangled, dense jungle of shifter books, so to cleanse our palates, we talk about the animals we'd like to shift into. Which would be better, a dolphin or a duck? It turns out...neither, because they both suck. We also have a str...
01:24:18 2021-05-19
Are you ready for more shifter shenanigans? We were! In this episode, we hurl ourselves headfirst into “Bear Naked Yoga” by Blane Thomas, and experience a world of bear shifters, yoga instructors, more yoga, and more bear shifters. And is this...can i...
00:44:36 2021-05-05
How could we possibly cleanse our palates after reading the last book? By playing a short game of D&D, of course! Journey along with Tits, Lovemeat, and Loins as Thrusty takes them all on a heart-pounding quest of improvisation, role play, dice rollin...
01:17:33 2021-04-21
Put on your wizard’s hat, gather your adventuring party, and grab your Staff of Unrelenting Fluids—we’re reading “Lust of the Kobolds” by Dani Dundee! It’s a lizardy romp of mates, breeding, and fantasy creatures who share names with David Bow...
00:21:43 2021-04-07
Hold on to your butts, it's been over a year since our first episode! We celebrate the only way we know how: by revisiting our very first book, "A Viking's Peace." There's been a lot of change since that time, and a lot of weirdness, and a lot of smut. So...
01:13:42 2021-03-24
Gather your wits and restrain your outrage as we discuss "Taking Kelsey" by Kelli Wolfe! This is a rough one, y'all. We know we've said that before, but this time we mean it. (Make sure to check the trigger warnings at the beginning.) If you can brave thi...
00:20:29 2021-03-10
For this palate cleanser, we interview romance novelist Mariah Ankenman! We talk genital euphemisms, her entry into the smut world, get thirsty together, and she even shares some publishing secrets. Find Mariah: @mariahankenman
01:16:09 2021-02-23
Buckle your seat belts and get ready for some man-on-man action, we're talking "Gay Bayou Shifter" by Tabatha Austin! We dive in to this swampy tale of love, lust, mates, and convenient alligators, and discuss how we shockingly had a very good time with t...
00:01:28 2020-12-28
We're a-teasin'... We're hopefully a-pleasin'... We're....running out of rhymes because it's been a very long year and we're tired, but here's what to expect in season TWO!
01:18:23 2020-12-23
Well, we said we wanted more tentacles. And when we read "Katie Experiences: Slime Seduction" by Winifred LaCroix, we got more tentacles. Was this a good thing? Did we regret several of our past decisions that led up to this moment? Maybe! Follow along wi...
00:28:19 2020-12-10
In this palate cleanser, we discuss each of our humble beginnings with the world of smut and erotica, with a very special guest: Momma McGee!
01:14:27 2020-11-18
Get your lighthouses lit and your whistles wet, we're talking about "Tentacle Lord" by M. La Mer! The seas are pretty choppy for this one, dearest listeners. Settle in as we discuss unlikable characters and nonsensical plot devices, then see who can do th...
01:05:18 2020-10-28
It's a Galloping Abs Halloween spectacular! In celebration of all things spoopy, we discuss Ffion Rhys's "Come the Chupacabra." It's a tale as old as time: girl meets boy on an Anthropology trip to Mexico, someone in the tour group gets murdered, and ever...
00:13:11 2020-10-23
In this mini-sode, we talk about the things that haven't sucked lately! Namely, TV shows, a hack-and-slash video game, books, and a brand new vibrator.
00:57:42 2020-10-08
We plumb the depths of the bonkers and bizarre in this episode as we read "Lick-Her Clean: A Taboo, First-time Lesbian, Robotic Bartending Arm Threesome Erotica" by Misty Miles. It's a fast-paced jaunt filled with strangely southern Las Vegans, vaguely de...
00:14:50 2020-09-23
To cleanse our palates this time, we talk the one, the only, the creator of Space Raptor Butt Invasion and the original purveyor of fine erotica himself: Chuck Tingle! We share with you all we know, which isn't much, and all the things we adore about this...
01:22:36 2020-09-02
**Note: This episode does not actually contain cyborg fathers.** Want to feel protected while experiencing the oppressive attentions of three overbearing partly-humans in a mildly sci-fi environment?? Welcome to "Three of a Kind" by Susan Hayes, book fo...
00:10:20 2020-08-19
Come one, come all: it's a Galloping Abs retrospective! In this mini-sode, we discuss all of the books we've read thus far. Pirates, Vampires, Vampirates, Shifters, Vikings! Join us as we take a journey down memory lane. How much do you remember?? How muc...
01:23:41 2020-08-05
OHboy. In this episode, we discuss "Alpha's Blood," by Renee Rose and Lee Savino. The book is a galloping ride of BDSM, vampires, Monty Python references, and the cheesiest drama we've ever read. Also, shockingly, one of us really enjoyed it.
00:12:27 2020-07-31
In this mini-sode, we discuss things in our lives that aren't irritating or awful: books, podcasts, and a dog.
01:13:02 2020-07-09
In this episode, we discuss "No Fox to Give," by Domino Taylor/Vivienne Savage! It's the sort of book we've dreaded reading--pretty fun, not super bonkers, and just a nice time.
00:09:53 2020-06-30
In this palate cleanser, we talk books, graphic novels, and even new La Croix flavors. It's a light an airy mini ep. ...Just like a La Croix. (This podcast is not sponsored by La Croix, although we can dream.)
01:05:48 2020-05-16
If you wanted more pirates, you're in luck! We discuss Em Brown's timeless classic, "A Wicked Sea," and come face-to-face with violent pirate tendencies, confusing timelines, and even more genital euphemisms. We also have a fascinating segment by Tits Von...
00:14:49 2020-05-09
To cleanse our palates between reading about a wizard and reading about pirates (again), we decided to play the best game in the frickin' world. In this episode, Tits, Thrusty, and Lovemeat discuss the amazing time we had when the four of us played "I Lo...
01:03:24 2020-04-04
In this episode, we talk "Wizard's Chance" by Eve Langlais, and use this bizarre book as an excuse to talk about useless heroines, genital euphemisms (again), and hymens. The medieval vagina article: https://www.historyundressed.com/2015/02/medieval-vir...
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