The Confused Breakfast

A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. New episode released every Wednesday.

01:24:25 2022-08-10
Let’s go to Camelot! Actually.. let’s not. Summer of 70’s continues with Monty Python and the Holy grail. Do witches weigh as much as a duck? How brave can you be in face of certain death and dismemberment? Do coconuts migrate? Or does it t...
01:32:07 2022-08-03
Baa Dum. Baa Dum. The movie that made you question even the smallest bodies of water. Jaws launched some major careers in cinema but can it hold up against the test of time nearly a half-century later?? Are sharks as dangerous as they make it see...
01:30:23 2022-07-27
We’re not bad, we’re just drawn this way.  Join us as we dissect one of the most innovative movies of the 80’s.  Does this still hold up with a modern day viewing?   Tune in to find out.•0:00:00 -  Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories o...
01:49:53 2022-07-20
Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite? The Dog days of summer are upon us. So we’re smashing through Quentin Tarentino’s major debut Resevoir Dogs. A movie based on reading between the lines launched a theatrical univ...
00:58:15 2022-07-13
If you love this podcast, you know how important music is to us when we discuss movies.  So we decided to talk about our Top 5 Movie Soundtracks!  Join us for this fun episode. •0:00:00- Introductions •0:03:45- Topic Setup/Honorable Menti...
01:39:03 2022-07-06
JUUUAASST A BIT OUTSIDE! Major League is about make these misfits a household name. A bunch of has beens, are nots, and should haves are gonna try and win the whole f**king thing. So say a prayer to jobu, put on your glasses, and lube up a curve ...
01:42:04 2022-06-29
Asphinctersayswhat? Time for our dreams of doing a show in a basement becoming a full time gig to become a reality! Wayne’s World taught us that following your dreams doesn’t have to mean selling out! NOT!! Keep your friends close and the par...
01:38:50 2022-06-22
Is that goal regulation size or what?? Happy Gilmore is disrupting the game of golf on this weeks episode! We find out what happens when an angry person plays one of the most angering sports in the world. Broken bottles, broken rakes, broken, Vol...
01:29:48 2022-06-15
It’s the stuff dreams are made of. Well kinda.. this weeks I’ve Never Seen episode, 1 of the guys is happy to show the other two, Explorers! A movie that transcended the Galaxy to give us… we’ll you’ll just have to see. Do aliens exist?...
01:29:54 2022-06-08
We hear it’s always a killer time up at Bernie’s! Let’s go for the weekend! Sometimes you just can’t let ANYTHING get in the way of your stroke of good luck. So let’s keep lying to everyone as well as ourselves about how we think this c...
01:04:03 2022-06-01
If you grew up in the 80s or 90s, you know that seeing a photo of a toy from your childhood, can bring floods of nostalgia!  On this mini-byte episode, we talk about the best and most popular toys of those 2 decades.  Give it a listen for guara...
00:46:08 2022-05-31
SPOILERS!  After recording our movie review on the original Top Gun, we were graciously provided a private screening of the new Top Gun Maverick movie with some of our awesome friends.  We have some thoughts on the movie and will be reviewing o...
01:44:38 2022-05-25
Get to the choppa!!!!!!! Time to casually blast a boom box in a helicopter for a covert mission that we don’t actually know anything about. What are we doing? Who’s out there? Who is this lady and why are we letting her tag along? Why are we ...
01:45:42 2022-05-18
I feel the need, the need for speed. It’s time to buzz the tower, before we call the ball. I think our egos just cashed another check.. Top Gun has inspired us to take on new call signs and take off our shirts for volleyball. Don’t let the ha...
01:30:24 2022-05-11
Someday I’m gonna be a big sports star. Dude, We all thought we were going to be the next Reggie Jackson. Until we realized we’re actually just average joes, dude. What happens when a driveway game sweeps the nation and let regular people com...
01:29:10 2022-05-04
This podcast has officially gone from suck to blow. Mel Brooks’ 1987 space adventure parody takes a not so subtle jab at some of the biggest titles in the genre. Too bad about the merchandising… So close down the 3 ring circus, secure all the...
01:39:59 2022-04-27
WOLVERINES!!!!!! Gear up jump in the truck and let’s head to the mountains! Red Dawn has broken and thank god some ragtag teens are here to stop it! Does the very first pg-13 movie hold up? Will what was once considered one of the most violent ...
01:01:17 2022-04-20
Some years just seem to have an endless supply of classic movies.  1985 was one of those years.  Wait till you hear about all of the movies that were released in this magical year.  We chat about them and give you our personal Top 5 lists.•0...
01:54:15 2022-04-13
Sometimes theres man. Not a hero, but a man. Ah F**k it dude. Let’s go bowling. The chronicled tale of the Dude is both pointless and imperative. A movie wrapped in its own feelings more than it’s own story. So let’s pack a ringer with our ...
01:35:59 2022-04-06
Holy Schnikes, they finally gave Chris Farley a lead role in a movie and he delivered a performance of a lifetime.   Tommy Boy might be one of the most quoted movies in history and showed us signs of Farley’s deeper brilliance.  Unfortunately...
01:17:37 2022-03-30
Can you fly you sucker?? Some how comedy, sci-fi, and horror came together to give us what might be one the most iconic performances of Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, and the rest of the surrounding cast. These crawly things make for one wild ride in th...
01:08:32 2022-03-23
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it.  So we came up with a new i...
00:39:21 2022-03-21
SPOILERS!  Confused breakfast is the very FIRST podcast to review this amazing new movie!!!!   Just kidding, we might actually be the last podcast to talk it but who cares.  Since we are fresh off of our review of 1989's Batman, we figured tha...
01:42:55 2022-03-16
Say a prayer and cock your silenced pistols. The Boondock Saints are marchin’ in! The 1999 Troy Duffy cult classic will take us through all the shoot outs and ritual killing of bad guys. We got our pea coats and shades. So pull up a stool and g...
01:46:46 2022-03-09
Terrifying story of death and resurrection? Or maybe the most romantic love story of all time? The Mummy will make you wonder who’s side your on. So grab your bag of guns, and saddle up the fastest camels in existence cause we’re going to fin...
01:48:00 2022-03-02
Hi, My name is Batman and I’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moon light. What started as a comical idea turned to a burtonized dark and strange tale on one of the most recognized super heroes in the world. With a mix and match casting...
00:56:04 2022-02-23
On this week's pop-culture nostalgia-bomb episode, we talk about Nintendo 64.  Being the quintessential gaming system of the late 90s, we guarantee that you share the love that we have for this system.  Join us as we discuss the history of the ...
01:49:52 2022-02-16
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Time to pack up the family and forcefully make them sit through a Colorado winter nightmare in a haunted hotel so you can try to not fail at writing. The Shining will show us the darker side of getting ...
01:24:58 2022-02-09
Don’t forget your flippy floppies! It’s a warm one out there! Oh wait, wrong movie, kinda. 50 first dates takes a fun twist on a familiar plot with a character reliving the same day over and over and over again. But everyone else is there to ...
01:27:24 2022-02-02
Don’t forget your booties, it’s cold out there! It’s GROUNDHOG DAY and you only got one day to live, over and over and over again. What would do? What would you do different? Who would you do? Who would you do different? Why would you do.. ...
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