Drunk Valorant

The working man's Valorant podcast.Tired of all these high ELO players talking shit on the lower ranks? Drunk Valorant features only the worst, bottom fragging, teammate baiting, insta-locking duelist, silver ranked players.Join Cass (TheSaladSauce), Hunter (hondyssey), and Chase (illusive) every week, as they talk about the state of the game, their ranked experiences, and which refreshments pair best with losing 30 RR.

02:03:38 2022-12-06
The day has come. The day we have all been waiting for (except probably Cass). And that day happens to be the day AFTER we recorded this podcast. So here we go discussing chamber nerfs, maps being removed, and a "smurfing update" whatever the hell...
01:58:30 2022-11-29
Is it possible to smurf in a radiant lobby? What would happen if you held your classic like a gangster? Should you be able to flip people off? All this and more on this week's episode of "three guys talk about a computer game".Discord: https:/...
01:45:29 2022-11-22
This episode we take a look all the way back to episode 8, and re-do our ideal team comps on every map. But this time, like some martinis, with a twist. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast...
02:27:02 2022-11-15
Chase needed to do homework, so he procrastinated extensively this episode by arguing about team composition, drinking games, and anything else that came up. Plus an extra special announcement from Hunter that has us all sliding for joy.Discord: https://d...
02:17:08 2022-11-07
It's our first birthday, and yes we expect gifts. 52 whole episodes later and Hunter still buys the stinger, Cass still has a massive ego, and Chase won't fucking peek. A lot may have changed in Valorant, but our skill level sure hasn't. Thank...
01:39:33 2022-11-01
Tournament mode finally coming out... if you live in Brazil. We don't so y'all have fun with that I guess. Cypher buffs coming down the pipe too? Our thoughts on what might be coming soon in the Valorant world, and why the Odin is a bullshit gun.D...
01:53:22 2022-10-25
As Harbor is making more of a ripple than waves... and Pearl is still an instant lose for the DVP crew... we have plenty to bitch about. Despite some technical difficulties and losing the entire beer segment of the recording, we're still kicking and a...
02:23:38 2022-10-17
Welllllllll...... here we go again talking about shit a week ago that we know a lot more about now. Think back to those days last week where all you had was a short teaser on Harbor and had NO idea what his abilities might be. Thank you, and enjoy our ram...
02:03:33 2022-10-11
A day late because I was too busy eating Thanksgiving dinner yesterday... But this week the boys discuss: How should the PBE be used? How much info is too much info in game? And what are our hopes for the next agent?Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K...
02:07:31 2022-10-04
Liam joins the pod as another guest from the Discord! So get in that shit and hop in voice chat sometime. Join the four of us as we talk about... things I totally remember from a week ago. Oh, something about things we hate?Discord: https://discord.gg/ef...
01:48:15 2022-09-27
That's what you aussie folks sound like. don't @ me. This week we pick up where we left off on the State of the Agents, talk about a lot of things that Cass can't dodge, and a new QOL(?) change coming up. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4...
01:34:37 2022-09-20
A week late to the drama? Well... not when we recorded this a full week ago! We give our takes on the contentious ending to the XSET-FPX game, we talk about gaming chairs, we talk about agent stats, what more could you want?Discord: https://discord.gg/ef...
02:19:54 2022-09-13
The infamous Laagy returns to the podcast as Drunk Valorant's first repeat guest. Here to discuss the most scorching takes on mid-tier ults and give Illusive a Champions 2022 play-by-play. Plus a bunch of other shit I'm forgetting because I had a ...
01:07:10 2022-09-06
Partly because no org in their right mind would sign ANY of us... and partly cause I ain't ever getting 25 kills and top fragging... Don't think we can talk about a small feature on a single phantom skin for over an hour? Watch us.Discord: https:...
02:08:05 2022-08-30
This episode we tackle the agents we WISH we could play, but probably won't pick up. It's hard to keep the boys on topic, and to keep Cass from spewing Operator propaganda, but regardless we pump out the CONTENT.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJ...
02:01:50 2022-08-22
Randyyy joins the podcast this week to discuss the collegiate Valorant scene and explain to a bunch of clueless people how college e-sports works. Plenty to talk about there before we launch into a contentious and much too long skin discussion, and wrap i...
01:32:12 2022-08-16
In a shocking move last week, Sentinels cut their entire valorant roster and signed the completely unknown TheSaladSauce, Illusive, and Hondyssey to lead their rebuild. Now its up to Cass, Chase, and Hunter to discuss what role they'd like to play on ...
01:51:01 2022-08-09
A whole ass episode about shit that's not even in the game... yet. The boys catch up on the PBE changes, mostly Chamber, but others too I guess. Plus a bonus discussion on why Split was removed instead of Bind.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSu...
01:48:12 2022-08-02
HOT controversy in the Valorant scene! So hot that Chase has no idea any of it has happened, but we'll catch you up on the drama and wild action going on in the world of Valorant, Apex, and... college football?Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSu...
01:54:49 2022-07-27
Illusive has returned and he's chasing down the PRX hype from Copenhagen. We also talk about our uneducated and preemptive takes on Pearl, and square off over the meta impact of reactive vs proactive agents (wtf does that even mean). We're back, b...
01:45:36 2022-07-19
With Chase still away and substantial Valorant updates coming few and far between, Cass and Hunter concoct a devilish scheme to remain interesting and relevant: not giving any hint in the description of this episode as to what they talked about. Is there ...
02:38:48 2022-07-11
With the illusive Chase claimed by the void of vacation, TheSaladSauce and Hondyssey return to the roots of the DVP: Cass and Hunter staying up way too late and having way too involved debates. We brainstorm changes to a map that many people wish was remo...
01:49:27 2022-07-05
Missing the glue which holds this pod together, two brave souls soldier on through the trenches of teammates who don't talk and the dangerous power creep of new agents. Will they survive? Only time will tell.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubr...
02:08:47 2022-06-28
"It is no more easy to make a good picture than it is to find a diamond or a pearl. It means trouble and you risk your life for it."- Vincent Van GoghDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast...
02:24:36 2022-06-21
Are you a betting man? Heres how to hold em, fold em, and when to run. Plus an agent, and some shit talking on initiators. What more could you ask for? But actually though... what do you want???Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit....
01:45:36 2022-06-14
At this point I think it's valid for Riot to hire us full time as developers, and I can't believe it hasn't happened yet. This ep we move away from agents and onto the guns we want to see added to the game. Now go tell us how broken or stupid ...
02:50:19 2022-06-07
Our first guest from the DVP Discord! You know the name, you know the Omen plays, its Laagy. Join the 4 of us as we read a literary masterpiece from Reddit, and discuss a contentious soapbox about the competitive scene.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJa...
02:06:26 2022-05-31
The first episode where we literally don't talk about the game at all... We hit the important shit, like how attractive are all the agents? That is content right there. Then we play some fantasy pro Valorant, so tune in.Discord: https://discord.gg/ef...
02:19:14 2022-05-24
We really don't talk about ourselves enough, I hear you, and I like discussing how great I am too. SO here we go... This episode we talk about the state of the game, our ranked experiences, shit we like and dont like, just like a true POTUS. Then a bi...
03:09:35 2022-05-17
*AUDIO FIXED*We now have to rely on other people for our content! Listen to shitty agent ideas straight from the discord server, and possibly a couple good ones too.Per usual, Cass also has some dumb pistol round strat to talk about too.Discord: https://...
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